Monday, May 29, 2017

Friday, May 26, 2017


That tequila tastes like I'm gonna be hung over all day Sunday!

Thursday, May 18, 2017


Liars are always caught up by the facts. No matter how prettily they tell their lie, the truth will eventually come to light. It won't be pretty when that happens. Cold, hard facts kept in long storage databases are going to be a liar's downfall.

Your best bet is NOT TO LIE. EVER.

Just a little not so friendly advice.