Monday, April 14, 2014

Not Funny.



You know that thing where you freak out because your Lady Times are late, then they kind of happen, but they don't happen, and then you think you might be preggers at 41 years old and you're all "Oh hell no!" because you do the math and if it is really going that direction you'd be 60 years old as a mom at a High School graduation, so you take like FIVE pregnancy tests with them all saying "Not Pregnant" but you don't know whether to believe it or not because of the whole almost non existent last lady time you had but then suddenly you have a lady time that's a week and a half early and basically the Niagara Falls of lady times so you count your blessings and do a happy dance blaming it on menopause getting a jump start on you till you think back to when the whole thing started and you realize....

The whole shebang started on April first. 
Your body just played the biggest April Fool's Day prank on you ever!

Well played Aunt Flo...... well played.

1 comment:

Megan said...

Welcome to peri menopause. Enjoy the ride.

I recommend Estroven. It helps regulate you while you are going through this. Hang in there; this too shall pass!