- Started off with the garbage truck at 5:55am.
- Then the train at 5:59am.
- Got up and running and realized Eldest left her lunchbox at school on Friday so had to locate the backup lunch box for her.
- Got lunches made.
- Took Eldest to school.
- Had trouble leaving the school lot because some fucking kid keeps half closing the gate you use to get out, making it nearly impossible to get back on the road.
- Leave to take Jr to school and have to sit through 4 red lights because some fucker doesn't have the balls to make a left turn if there's a car withing 1000ft of the intersection! (WTF?!?)
- Decide that waiting any longer is stupid & cut through the church parking lot.
- Get back from Jr's school & get Mo together so we can leave.
- Drop Mo off & go to work.
- Get surprised with getting to work with Penny again!
- Go to first house & clean it up.
- Go to second house. Have lady from second house booby trap me by placing a half opened Mountain Dew on a dresser, (when I wasn't looking), that explodes like a Bellagio Fountain when I accidentally knock it over while vacuuming.
- Threw myself on the grenade that was the exploding MD bottle before it could spray the entire room with soda.
- I smelled like Mountain Dew for the rest of the day.
- I was sticky for the rest of the day.
- Finally finished with the last house and went back to base.
- Drove home.
- Sat down to take a tinkle and discovered my period had started.
- Ate dinner.
- Did an impromptu load of laundry thanks to Aunt Flo showing up unannounced.
- Took a shower.
- Got in bed at 6pm.
So yeah.... the soda shower, Aunt Flo, morons who can't turn left at a green light.....
Monday must think it's a reeeeaaaallll funny guy!
How was your day?