Tuesday, December 31, 2013

2013

Go the fuck home 2013, you're drunk.

What?

2013 wasn't drunk? It was just being a son of a bitch?!?

Well ok then. 2013 can kiss my ass then.

We've all loved, lost, and learned in the past 365. 

Hey 2014!! 

Don't be a complete asshole to me and my friends, k??

PS- Have a safe celebration tonight. If you over imbibe and you're in the Tampa area, call (855) 2-TOW-2-GO and get a safe ride home. (as long as it's w/in 10 miles of where they picked you up!) 

DO NOT START 2014 IN THE HOSPITAL, JAIL, OR MORGUE!

Happy New Year!

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