Thursday, May 31, 2012

Pure, Abject Terror!

  • Fear is seeing your husband have a grand mal seizure in the bed next to you.
  • Fear is watching his face turn first blue, then grey because he has stopped breathing.
  • Fear is not having enough strength to roll your husband on his side so he won't swallow his tongue.
  • Fear is having all this happen AFTER being discharged from the ER earlier that day after a smaller seizure.
  • Fear is realizing your 10 year old son saw the whole thing.
HHH is hopefully going to be fine. He will see a neurologist tomorrow to pinpoint why the hell this shit happened in the first place. I want to thank everyone for the good juju and prayers. I know I was cryptic on FB & Twitter, but I still didn't know what we were dealing with. Once he finally got into a room with a plan of action, I felt safe enough opening up about the whole fucked up day. I'm beat.
For now, I'm just glad he didn't die. It was a little touch and go during the second seizure. I'm not cut out for all this medical drama! Broken wrists! Strep throat! Seizures!!! AUGH!!!! 

Wednesday, May 30, 2012

Things I Learned From reading on the Internet today.

  1. If you're gonna cosplay as the Hulk, always read the green body paint package! 
  2. You may believe God has given you power over snakes & test that belief weekly, but someday it's going to bite you in the ass.... LITERALLY!
  3. Apparently there IS a Cleaning Fairy, but she charges you $$ and does a shitty job.
  4. People still get their panties warped  out of shape when it comes to breastfeeding. WTH folks? I thought we were past all this shit!
  5. People are also still prejudiced when it comes to folks who are over weight. Like that is news, but this study finds even if someone lost weight, they're still seen as fat & discriminated against. Crap.
  6. Although it has probably been fixed by now, this just goes to show that presidential campaigns can do really dumbass things!

Tuesday, May 29, 2012

Becca Gets Cast: The Sequel!!

I couldn't upload the big video of the casting because it was too long, but it's on YouTube here. The Med staff said Eldest was.... hilarious. I'm not sure if that is a good or bad thing. So we go back in 3 weeks and see how she's healing. Hope she gets the cast off before my Blizzard Beach Party on July 7th!!!

Monday, May 28, 2012

Normal?? WTF Is THAT??!!??

Sigh... HHH is finally on the mend. We had to go back to the ER Sunday night and I put my foot down and made them listen to me when I told them "I have known this man for 13+ years... He NEVER looks this bad!" After they realized he wasn't faking or being over dramatic, the tests flew fast and furious! Blood cultures, pee analysis, chest X-ray, throat cultures, IV for dehydration, IV antibiotics & morphine for infection & pain... the works. As it stands, he has a throat infection that is not strep, but IS resistant to the mediocre antibiotics  he has been taking so far. We also learned HHH is allergic to Z-Pak. Broke him out in all manner of hives with some even where the sun don't shine! After he finished his IV and they administered the liquid morphine & super antibiotic he looked 60% better than when I brought him in there! The ER discharged him with the admonishment he needed to drink much more fluid than he had been & take the rest of his antibiotics he got from them. He looks 80% better now. I am so relieved. Because.....

Now that HHH is better, I can concentrate on Eldest and her broken wrist. I have to call the Ortho Office as soon as it opens so I can get her the first possible appointment. I am hoping she won't need surgery. HHH says she may need it to reposition the bone correctly. That's something I don't want to hear. She doesn't need any more pain & agony. Her embarrassment at how the whole thing happened is hitting an all time high! You CAN bet that when she get's this one cast, I'm gonna make another video of it! The last one is up to 118,000+ views!! I hope things settle down soon. I can't take much more of this bad health roller coaster!

LOL! She's changed a lot in 3 years! Here's hoping she's learned her lesson about moving golf carts!


Sunday, May 27, 2012


  • I'm so tired. Ever since I started getting better HHH has been getting worse. They prescribed him a Z-Pak at the local ER for his symptoms at first, but then he started having severe side effects from it, like, hives all over and diarrhea! We went back to the ER yesterday to try and tell them about that & the fact that he still isn't better and they just prescribed him more antibiotics without doing any other tests. Sigh.... he has to get better. I'm running out of steam and I'm not completely well myself.
  • Plans for my birthday are going well. I still have 1 free ticket left. Can Not wait.
  • With Eldest breaking her wrist again, we are gonna have a great start to summer, NOT! She will have to be cast again and if she wants to go swimming I'll have to get those plastic covers. Sigh....
  • I'm so desperately tired.  

Saturday, May 26, 2012


Friday was not a good day. My Eldest was riding home with Dad on his golf cart when a wasp flew into the front. Eldest is crazy scared of wasps, bees, and all stinging insects.  She panicked and jumped from the cart WHILE IT WAS STILL MOVING!!!! The results were evident from the moment HHH picked her up off the parking lot. 

Her wrist was possibly broken again. She had road rash all over her. She was a crying bloodied mess. I was grateful she hadn't faceplanted! Her initial complaint was she did NOT want to be in a cast for the start of summer AGAIN! She was sooooooo pissed off at that wasp too.

We got seen rather quickly at the local ER. Xrays are taken right in the rooms there. The tech reminded me of a giggling George Lopez! 

The humor had returned finally and she was mugging for the Xrays even though it wouldn't show up.

Then it was time to get wrapped up and take pain meds.  She was REALLY happy to get the pain meds!! 

So after getting wrapped up and medicated, it was time to go look at the xrays.

At first we couldn't see it because well.... I'm not a trained radiologist, but then,....

They flipped the color and there it was. Her wrist is most definitely broken . Again. It was this time three years ago that she fell roller skating and broke both of her wrists. TO THE DAY!!! 

SO I have a broken daughter again. Hopefully I can force feed her calcium again like last time. I cut her healing time from 8 weeks to 4! I just hope it isn't so bad she has to have surgery.

How did your holiday weekend go?

Friday, May 25, 2012

What Fresh Hell Is This?

I have one word of advice to parents right now.


Seriously. We are in big fucking trouble if what I saw this morning is the best our generation can produce. Let me explain. I was walking Jr to the bus stop. Yes he's old enough to go by himself, but he asks if I'll walk with him and so long as he'd like his mom to chat with, I'm gonna go. Anywho, as we round the last building to head to the stop we heard a screaming, hollering cacophony of kids. They were running everywhere! In the road, in the complex driveway, through the bushes & landscaping.... it was ridiculous! I get to the sidewalk where the kids are supposed to wait and they are still going apeshit crazy! Turns out one of the older boys had apparently reached down his crotch to scratch his balls & was now chasing everyone threatening to rub his nutcheesed hand on them. I'd had enough. 

"Excuse me! This is not how young ladies & gentlemen act. You do NOT run around screaming. You do NOT destroy landscaping by stomping on it. You do NOT act like you're unwashed heathens who do not know better. What if you had run in front of a car? What if someone had tripped and broke a bone? Today is field day at your school, and it would suck if you were at the ER getting stitched up or cast instead of having fun with your friends. The path to becoming a participating, productive member of society starts here my friends, by acting like the young ladies & gentlemen you know you are." 

Yeah, they listened and had 100 different excuses for why they were doing what they were doing. I looked down at my son and thanked heaven above that I took the time to teach him and my daughters how to act like ladies & gentlemen in public. My children say please & thank you to servers in restaurants. They hold doors open for folks. They help others with packages, chores, etc.... I had to take the time to teach them these things. As their parent, I felt these skills were needed for them to function in society. I am confident that when they make their own way in the world, they will have no trouble fitting in, yet being individuals in their own right, but the point is I HAD TO TAKE THE TIME TO TEACH MY KIDS NOT TO BE ASSHOLES!

Parents aren't doing this today. They are expecting everyone else to do it for them, then setting the worst examples ever. You're kids see you stiffing the waitress at the diner after you were a complete jerk to her. Your kids see you rip open that box in the store to see the merch inside, then put it back to take an unopened one, leaving the damaged box behind. Your kids see you snatch the food from the drive thru workers hand without so much as a thanks. This is the normal example today. Don't do this. Don't let your kids become tomorrow's douchebag jerks.

Remember, you're gonna get older and then what's going to happen when those same douchebag jerks are in charge of your well being & putting you in a home?

Yeah... think about THAT!

Thursday, May 24, 2012

Never Give Up.

Today's practice was, interesting. We had to start late because there was a school skate fundraiser from 6 to 8:30pm. We started up at 8:45 but really, there were only 6 of us there. I felt bad. Getting a league off the ground is hard. So hard. Blitz was trying to get a decent practice, but with a low number we couldn't do much else but timing drills, & endurance. Some of the ladies were really discouraged. Derby is about teamwork. Hard to do that with 6 people. Of course, getting a late start could have made it hard for people t get to practice, especially if they have kids. It is a school night after all. Either way, I hope they don't give up.

Never never give up.

Wednesday, May 23, 2012

Who Am I??

So, if you haven't heard by now, I am planning a huge birthday bash for July 7th at Disney's Blizzard Beach water park. My husband, HHH, had been asking me & asking me what I wanted to mark my turning the big 4-0 and for the life of me, I couldn't think of a damn thing!

I know, right?!?

In the past I have asked for jewelry, designer purses, appliances, electronics, etc..... but this year, something feels different. I feel different. I can't put my finger on it, but I really only wanted one thing, to be with people I like and party down!!

Sounds simple, right? Heck, I'm even willing to shell out for 10 tix for folks who can't afford it! Granted ya gotta buy your own grub at the park because they won't let me bring in a big ass picnic,(Said I had to pay for THEM to cater it but I thought it'd be rude to ask people to pay to come to my party! About now I have 20+ friends & family coming! I am so freakin' excited! Eldest has said I need to go to the mall & get a pimp cup and a tiara to wear at the water park! She & my other two are so excited! I have to admit, I'm excited too. Last year I was a mopey mess, but not this time. I had a friend (Poppy) tell me if I want folks to pay attention to me on my birthday, shout it from the mountain top that it is my birthday! So I am. 

Then I got to thinking again... (Yes, I know. Scary isn't it?), I don't want people to bring gifts. Really, the fact that they'd drive to Orlando to be with me is awesomesauce enough, but I felt I needed to say something so it wasn't up in the air. So then I got to thinking again, (SUPER scary!!), and I came up with asking folks to kick a couple of $$ to the JDRF in lieu of a gift! What with Mo & Jr. being diabetic, it's a cause that's near and dear to me.

I asked on Twitter & FB "Who is this person I have become, and why did it take 40 years for her to get here?" and I really mean it. The materialism seems to have fallen away. I want to experience things with the people I love rather than collect crap in a closet. I want to feel like I have connections with folks I care about. I wanna drink a margarita then ride down a huge ass waterslide, laughing with friends the whole way down! 

So, dear readers, on July 7th if you'd like to come to a swinging good time, I'll be at Disney's Blizzard Beach. We rented the patch of umbrellas right on the wave pool, just down the boardwalk from the Polar Pub! I'm out of tickets, but come anyway if you can! Ride the slides with me as I tell 40 to kiss my butt!

Be there or be square babies!

Tuesday, May 22, 2012

Things That Are Wrong.

  1. Speedos. I'm sorry, but unless you are a member of an Olympic Swim Team, there is no fucking reason to wear a Speedo in public. When we were at Blizzard Beach this past weekend, there was so much random European Speedo meat prancing around the park it was disgusting. Yes, I get that that is the custom over in Europe, but dude.... WE ARE IN AMERICA...... AT DISNEY WORLD! I don't need to explain to my daughters why there is a tube shaped protrusion in that man's swimsuit. Uh... gross.
  2. This is another point aimed at the European tourists. While we were at the water park, our rented umbrella was next to a Ukrainian family that had a grandmother & grandfather(in a Speedo), a younger couple, and their two young daughters, aged about 2 & 6. While we were there, the younger woman decided that her daughter was done swimming for the day & started to strip the little girl RIGHT AT THE LOUNGE in front of everyone at the wave pool!! WTH lady?? I know that it's Disney and most folks feel a bit safer at a Disney property, but really, all things considered, there is the distinct possibility that there are at least 5 to 10 pedophiles at that water park on any given day and giving them a free show of a little girl's genitalia isn't the brightest idea! Yet another quaint custom from the "Old Country". 
  3. On the other end of the spectrum, How do parents at the water park let their teen aged daughters wear skimpy bathing suits with no cover ups? What is THAT all about? Boobs and ass were everywhere! Girls aged 13 to 17 really shouldn't be putting their goods on display, especially with the approval of their parents. My 15 year old daughter has a bikini, yes, but she also wears a tank top to cover up her chesticles. She may not like it, but there will be no free shows in MY family!
And that's all I really have right now. I think I'm gonna trademark the phrase "Speedo Meat". Remember, you heard it here first!

Monday, May 21, 2012


So hey, yeah.... I spent the weekend with the family in Orlando. Having finally recovered from the strep throat my children gifted me with, we decided to make up for being quarantined on Mother's Day weekend by having a blast at Universal & Disney. HHH even got us a room onsite at Universal! The good thing about that? We got early admission to Islands of Adventure to go through WWoHP! Usually we avoid that part of the parks like the plague, but having that extra hour made a huge difference! We actually got straight on to the ride! Only problem I had was going from bright sunlight to the relative darkness of the ride entrance, I ran right into one of the queue line posts and almost broke my arm. I just didn't see the wrought iron post there because I was pretty much blind! In a word... OUCH! Another good thing about staying onsite is your room keys double as Express Passes! Front of the line anyone? Yes please! One thing we didn't stay for was the new Super Star Parade. You know, the one they implied I was too old & chunky to work in? Yeah. I saw the float I'd have skates with & the costumes covered the entire skater! There was no way to tell who was under those things! Meh... The Despicable Me float was better anyway!

On Sunday, we spent the day at Blizzard Beach. I was looking forward to relaxing on a beach near the wave pool and maybe taking in a slide or two with the family. What I didn't like was finding out my lung capacity was still crap. The stairs I nimbly bounded up in March were steep, Everest-like nemesis of cough inducing doom! OMG!!! I was only able to get to the top twice! That was ok though, because we rented a private umbrella and I had a great lounge chair waiting on me!! The only other bother was the amount of European Men in tiny, TIGHT speedos! EEK! I was wishing for eye bleach a couple of times.
It was while HHH & I were lounging that an idea formed as well. An idea where we have a big party for my 40th birthday. Last year I was all depressed & mopey but not this year! This year I will be F-A-B-U-L-O-U-S! So we are renting out a section of the umbrellas, inviting family & friends and on July 7th we will be partying down at Blizzard Beach! I'm even subsidizing 10 tickets for folks who can't come otherwise. I said it earlier on Twitter and FB that I have reached an age where I value people & experiences over things and items. It has taken quite a while to get here, 40 years in fact, but it feels right & rather than a party where people give me gifts, I'd rather have a get together where we all have a blast and I can treasure the photos of said fun! (Also good for blackmail!)

So, what did you guys do for your weekend?

Saturday, May 19, 2012


A belated Mother's Day dinner at Margaritaville followed by the Avengers in 3D.

Checking out the Minion-Mobile. 

Meeting Gru & his Posse.

And being complemented on my hair. Even the Minions liked it!

Thursday, May 17, 2012

Wednesday, May 16, 2012


I should write something here, but instead I'm just going to ramble, because that's all I seem capable of lately. The unending sick accompanied by the non stop coughing is killing me. Makes it hard to string two sentences together. I need to rest more so I can get over this crap. Tomorrow I am going to try and skate at practice. Oh wait... there's something I can talk about....

I still admin the Twitter & community calendars for the Bombers. I tweet up coming info, appearances, and general shout outs to our followers to keep them in the know. Well, they have a bout on Sunday the 20th. It's against Gainesville. Starts at 6 with a tailgate that includes free beer then bout takes off at 7. Know how I know that? Well, it wasn't from getting a press release like I'm supposed to, no it was from seeing the event on Facebook. Then after waiting a week or so, I mined all the info I needed and did it myself. My question is, if you have someone who volunteers to keep your shit up to date for you, why would you basically write that person off? It makes me sad. I'm afraid that, once I am on board at Pasco, I'm going to have to send in a letter of hasta la bye bye. I guess if you're not skating, you don't count. Seems kind of funny too, because I saw another FB posting where they were asking for volunteers. 

Poetic much?

Tuesday, May 15, 2012

Dear Creeper...

.... Who lives in Hillsboro Oregon. Guess what? I know where you live fucker. I know who provides your internet! I know exactly how many photos of my girls you downloaded you sick fuck. I have contacted the Hillsboro PD and gave them your info, like your ISP addy, cable company info, and date, & timestamp of when you were on my site doing your dirty deeds. Yes I know I put those photos there, and yes I knew this could happen at one point, but what you fail to realize is....


Yes, fucking asshole scum lick Creeper.... I invested in Woopra a looooong time ago, as a lark at first, till I realized what it could do for me! It told me everything I needed to know so I could pass that along to your local LEOs who will be giving you a little check up! Enjoy that for me, because if you try that shit with me & mine again? I will personally be heading over to Oregon myself and paying you a visit. 

Just a little friendly warning.....

Love, Blonde

Sunday, May 13, 2012

So There I Was On Mother's Day.....

...and I couldn't stop coughing. I also couldn't swallow. (That's what SHE said!) It was so disappointing not to be able to eat the beautiful breakfast HHH made for me, or drink the OJ. I felt so craptastical I finally got up and took a flash light into the bathroom to look at my throat. It was an angry red topped off with little white dots. 

Oh crap.

It looked like strep throat. So I ask HHH to drive me to the Walk in clinic at Walgreens right up the street and I checked into it.... on Mother's Day. I was just glad there was someone to go to besides the ER on a holiday Sunday! So we get there check in, see if they take our medicaid, and wait our turn. I made sure to mention I thought I had strep right away. I get in, get tested and OMG... they say that rapid test takes 5 minutes to show, but oh... not mine. Mine turned positive almost instantly! Yay for being an over achiever!! On top of that I have the cough, pharyngitis, and an elevated BP! WTF??? I had to be quarantined away from the people I was supposed to spend the day with and sit here in bed bored as shit because I keep spiking a fever.

Best Mother's Day ever!

PS- To the creeper who decided to download photos of my kids off my blog today, I'll be calling the local police department soon to report your isp addy. I don't know who you are, but if I can get any help from some of my computer friends, I'll know where you are exactly, who you are specifically, and you're gonna be sorry if you're some internet creeper! Also, thanks for making the decision to not have photos of my kids on my blog ever again. Asshole.

Saturday, May 12, 2012

Mother's Day

Happy Mother's Day to all my mom friends out there & my pet mom friends out there, AND my plant mom friends out there. Also Happy Mother's Day to those who aren't female, but still hold down the fort. Maybe we should just pick one day & call it Happy Parent Day and condense all this sale crap into one. (Boy, wouldn't that piss off the card, flower, tool industries?)

Still, I have to hand it to my kids. They are a great bunch. They put up with their crazy ass mamma and usually don't blink an eye at some of the shit I do. Spend time on the internet? No prob. Drive off to meet people you've never met in person just because their blog sounds cool? Great! Join a sport that could probably injure you permanently for the rest of your life? AWESOME! Because really, at this point, I have 2 teens who could be pulling the "OMG Mom! You are so frickin' embarrassing!" deal, but they don't. As it stands, I am an inspiration to them to try what ever they want because if you never try, you'll never succeed either. I have put myself out there and had successes and failures but just showing them that journey, and sharing it with them makes it all worth while.
Also.... they deal with this on a bi-weekly basis so.... you know..... that.

Thanks for picking me as your mom Kids. I love you guys more than hot Krispy Kreme Doughnuts! And a hearty Happy Mother's Day to you all!! Now, go drink a damn mimosa!!

Friday, May 11, 2012


So this flu I got from the family has laid me low. Low as in in bed, high fever, can't move, crawl into a hot shower for an hour low. On Thursday I took at least 7 hot showers to try & break my fever, and that was with taking cold meds to limit some of the effects. I started feeling better Friday during the day, but the fever came back at 5pm. all I know is this shit better get gone by next weekend because HHH is planning a trip for us down to Disney to celebrate Mother's Day belatedly. That's probably good because I am in no condition to celebrate this weekend. (I'd take a mimosa though.. you know, for "medicinal" purposes!)

Also, I need to get a hold of some type of super health injections or the like because when I did venture out of bed, this we what I saw in my kitchen....
And that was after 12 hours of me being sick. Mind you, it was spotless when I first took to the bed ill. That's just a WTF moment right there. My OCD kicked in and I cleaned it up, then settled back into bed & watched Despicable Me w/Junior before he left for school. I did keep an eye on  the house though.... it can NEVER look that bad again. I'll explode from the disorganization of it!!

Wednesday, May 9, 2012


  • I'm running out of gas after taking care of all my sickie family members. Thought I could clean up today since all the kids went to school & HHH went to work, but now I feel like a truck hit me. 
  • Today I dust mopped & wet mopped all the floors, cleaned up the kitchen, and finally put the boxes we brought home from storage into the hall closet. It was tight, but I made it all work. 
  • I may actually be getting sicker right now. I just haven't had a moment to sit down and mull that last fact over. I'm worried if I stop, I may fall apart. We can't have that happen. I'm the family glue!
  • HHH downloaded "Man or Muppet" for me tonight on his iPad. I squeed loudly!
  • HHH is still coughing up a storm. I curse who ever it was that gave my son this pestilence to bring to us. I hope they step on a lego in the dark while trying to find the bathroom!
  • Next week Imma get mah hairs did. I did a consult with the hairdresser here at the property (Did I mention there is a beauty salon ON SITE!??!) She's going to do away with my roots, bleach me blonde all over, then add in wispy purple & acid green highlights. Yay!
  • Cleaning 5 rooms tires me out, yo.
  • Now I'm all loopy from my cold meds, so I bid you adeiu.

Tuesday, May 8, 2012

My Baby.

I got Eldest a pedicure today. She should have been in school. She wasn't though. For the last two days she's been fighting the pestilence that Jr. brought us home from his new school. Tuesday morning she threw up. We figured out it was just the meds she was taking irritating her stomach because she hadn't eaten very much before I freaked out & ran to the ER, but still... what is it about our kids being sick that makes us turn into Super MOM?? I looked at it this way;

Eldest never gets sick. Like almost N-E-V-E-R. Last time she was sick, well, it was at least a year or more ago. My other two get sick so much easier since they have the diabetes weakening their system. They spend a lot of time in the warm embrace of Super Mom getting hugs, special surprises, and tons of loving attention. Eldest almost never gets to tap that font of attention. For the last two days I have been catering to her with soup, medicine, Gatorade, hot chocolate, and now.... a pedicure. Her first as a matter of fact. I don't get to do a lot with Eldest and now with her being a teen, there is even less to do, but I was elated to share this with her. 

I'm proud of my kids affection towards me. Jr. still asks me to walk him to the bus stop. Morgan wants to go shopping with me. And now Eldest has something we can make ours as a "Girl Time" activity. They are well adjusted, kind, sharing, and decent and really, that's all a mother can ask for right? To know you're not raising asshole who make the world a worse off place for everyone else? 

Motherhood.... I must be doing something right!

Monday, May 7, 2012

Sweeping Death!

OK, it's not that bad, but when I woke up this morning to get the kids started for school, Eldest was running a fever & had a terrible sore throat, Mo was running a slight fever, & junior had a sore throat & a cough. Great. I had a stuffy head, sneezing, & sinus headache myself & HHH sounded like he had the whole mucus family holed up in his lungs. So nice that we all got sick at the same time.
So, at 7am I ran to Wall to Wall Mart, bought 8 cans of soup, got corn bread, cold medicine, Hot Chocolate K-Cups, sore throat drops, Gatorade, & sanitizer then headed back to the house. Once there, I started hot beverages for everyone, got them brekkies, started the white bean & ham soup, and then went to take a nap.

So. Tired. Didn't even make it to derby practice.

So I am hopefully going to get 2 of 3 kids to school tomorrow (all 3 if I'm lucky) and then if I feel the least bit better, I am going to go get a pedicure. Time to scrape all the dead, acid washed skin off my feet. After that, I may do something about my hair.

Where's my thermometer?

Sunday, May 6, 2012

Back At It!

 Back in the saddle! Whoo hoo!


The one time they asked me to jam. LOL, I don't think they'll do it again any time soon. I am SO not in shape enough yet to jam. Block, yes.... Jam? NO!

So I had a good time. I took it easy. No bench clearing hits. No hurting anyone. I never hit the floor. I didn't go to the box. I was a little frustrated at no one really knowing the important things like, your penalty time doesn't start till your ass is in the chair, or, no, you can't turn around and go clockwise back to the box. They're new. They'll get it! LOVED SKATING with every single one of them. Ladies who skate for the love of the game, not the stepping stone it could be to WFTDA. Love of the game.

Damn I love this game!

Friday, May 4, 2012


....there mystery derby bruise! I don't know where you came from, but it is just so wonderful to see you again!!!

Wednesday, May 2, 2012


Eating Oreo ice cream sandwiches, chips & salsa, and soda all at once. I'm not preggy, it's not that time of the month, and I really don't know what possessed me to want to do this! 

WTF body??? I'm never listening to you again. 
Now. excuse me while I go BARF!

Tuesday, May 1, 2012

Where I'll Be This Sunday!

You know... just in case you needed something to do this weekend. I thought it was cool the Pasco girls asked me to sit in with them. They seem like a great starter team! I'm just happy to have somewhere to skate for the time being since I have to wait on insurances again. Could be another year before I get any word on what may be needed for my knee & shoulder so might as well REALLY give them something to fix, right? Either or... being on wheels again is awesome, but my fat ass is out of shape! Time to start swimming & running again!!