Son of a mutha spunkin' monkey! Had a drawer front fall off the cutlery drawer and land edge down on my big toe. It landed just perfectly right at the end of the nail bed. Holy Jebus... you'd have thought I was a trained, operatic soprano with the note I belted out! Now it won't stop hurting. I've taken meds and I've tried elevating it, but no good. Ow ow ow ow ow! The photo was taken right after it happened, but I'm betting that by Easter morning it will be a lovely shade of bluish purple. It's already starting to turn. I can only hope that my nail doesn't fall off.