Monday, November 7, 2011


In Egypt, when someone was mummified they had a red hot, sharpened poker rammed up their nose, their brains scrambled up till it's a gooey jelly like mush, then rolled to the side so it all dripped out into sacred jars.

I feel like someone is doing that to my right side of my head.

Ow ow ow, ow owowowow!

1 comment:

Russ said...

Thought we were looking at the contents of your nightstand for a moment there...