See that lovely pair of birds in the photo above? That my friends, is a pair of red tailed hawks. They are beautiful, graceful, and LOUD AS A MOTHER FU-OH MY GOD THEY WON'T SHUT UP!!!! They seem to be nesting in the taller trees out behind our building. The female will sit right on top of our unit and SCREECH HER FRICKIN HEAD OFF AT 6AM!! It is illegal to shoot at or throw things at a bird of prey in the state of Florida. I may have to break the law if they don't take a big dose of shut the fuck up!!
Where the hell were they when we were having our little "squirrel" problem Wednesday night??