So, the deal was inked. HHH and I are moving to Lincoln Nebraska in the spring, namely around March. He'll be going up in mid-February to make a start at getting his property in order, then the kids and I will follow up in mid to end of March. Now, it will be spring, more or less, and the temps will be averaging around 40 degrees. For a florida girl who just dropped 70 lbs of body insulating fat, that's pretty damn cold! I figured I have till march's end to come up with some ideas to stay warm.....
Any suggestions?
- Electric Blanket.
- Thermal Underwear.
- Space Heater.
- Running.
- Bubble Jacket.
- Sex! Lots of sex!!
- Baking all the time.
- Fire place.
- Sex IN FRONT of the fireplace!
- Flannel PJ's.
- Snuggie, or as we call them, WTF blankets.
- Sit on the dryer while it's running.
- Have SEX on the dryer while it's running!
- Hot Chocolate.
- SEX using warm melted chocolate!
Any suggestions?
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I'm sensing a theme...
Having grown up in NJ, I'm well acquainted with the cold (I was a bit young for most of your suggestions at the time). The best I can say is to layer. That was as you warm up, you can peel off a layer.
Snow shoes and a good hat.
If your feet or head are cold, then you really feel it.
Get a big dog that likes to sleep on top of people :)
YOU DIDN'T MENTION sex YET DID YOU??????????????
Get a remote starter for your car so you don't have to go out in the cold to worm it up.
Sorry, I'm playing catch-up here!
My best cold-weather beater?
A nice hot bubble bath and a glass of wine to drink while you soak.
Works EVERY time!
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