Saturday, January 9, 2010

Baby It's Cold Outside!

What the hell is up with this shit?!?! Yes, I know the photo is crappy, but dammit man! We are forecast to be in the 20's tomorrow morning! There are people talking of snow here at the beach! WTF?? I moved back here from Memphis to get AWAY from this crap!! I am supposed to be enjoying 70 degree weather right now not watching for flurries! I didn't like snow then.... I don't like it now! I didn't like driving in it. I didn't like working in it. I didn't like trying to de-ice the house, car, sidewalks...... you name it. Only thing I liked about snow was sitting inside by a roaring fire with a large mug of homemade hot chocolate liberally spiked with some sort of adult libation.I took in all my plants, I have been ignoring my dumbass cat when he has been meowing to go out on the porch, and my children are very tired of hearing me say, "Put on a damn jacket!". I was reading emails and Twitter this morning and silently thanking all sorts of deities that I wasn't the one having to deal with freezing rain, sleet, and snow.
Speaking of my big, hairy throw rug, Fluffy has discovered that if he lays flat on his back on the recliner, the vent above blows heat right down on his tummeh! As I write this, I have usurped his position on said recliner and am now the recipient of some deadly looks.

So, in conclusion,...... Al Gore can kiss my recently shrunk ass! Global warming is sooooo not happening right now here in the South. All the snowbirds are pissed off, I freezing, and I WANT MY DAMN FLORIDIAN WEATHER BACK!!

PS- Sorry about the absence for the last couple of days. I was not too forward thinking in that I was taking my percocet BEFORE blogging. Then I was out for the rest of the night! (And having the most vivid and strangest dreams EVER!) So I have adjusted and am blogging now. Yes, the blonde can be taught!

3 comments:

Bluepaintred said...

i refuse to sympathies with you over your cold snap. I know, I know, you live in florida and florida is not supposed to get that cold. TOO BAD! My toes are frozen!!!

LOL

Alos, regarding your picture of teh temps, if you hold down both the top button and the home button at the same time for a second or tow then release, it will take a screen shot on your iphone, then you can just email the photo to yourself and use it! (or post it to twitter or whatever)

Anonymous said...

You can screenshot your iPhone by pressing (and releasing) the home and off buttons.

Blondefabulous said...

BPR: Yeah, you win on the cold, icy front! Lucky for me I have a good supply of knee hi and thigh high socks! And thanks for the iPhone advice. I haven't really played around with it much lately.

ANON: TY very much for the advice!