Wednesday, May 6, 2009

Weird Stuff From The Green World!

I am trying to watch "Scrubs" season finale, so this may be a little disjointed. try to bear with me....

Yesterday the team I was with hit our first house at8:45am, ready to clean. It took us 10 minutes to wake the gut up. The dude looked like a cage fighter,... all tats, scars, and a shaved head. He wasn't actually awake as he was stumbling around quite a bit. He explained that away by saying he had just gone to bed at 6am. Ok....yeah.....whatever. We asked if he needed a moment to shower or grab some breakfast and he came back with... "Naw, I don't need to f%#kin' shower. I'm gonna hang out by the pool." Then he was gone. Very nice. Very nice indeed.

After we were done cleaning, my team leader came through to check our work. She was feeling the counters, checking for crumbs and such, when I saw her pick up a small bottle and suddenly drop it like it was acid! I asked her what was wrong and she said with disgust... "Sex lube.... and the bottle is wet!"All together now.....

EEEEEEEEEWWWWWWWWW!!!!!!!!!!

Today we did a house that was infested with ants and spiders. The spiders were there to eat the ants. The clients had purchased those ant baits from the local wall to wall mart and distributed them liberally through out the house. It didn't look like it was working though. There were ants everywhere! Now you have to understand that this was a home in one of the most exclusive country clubs in Sarasota! It's funny how people will spend so much damn money on a ritzy place to live, but the upkeep of that same place gets nickled and dimed!

While walking home from work today, I was listening to my ipod when I crossed Fruitville. As I was stepping up onto the curb, I noticed a flashing glint in the grass. I looked a little closer and saw it was a porno DVD. Someone had thrown out a bunch of DVD's on the side of the road. I was looking at "Sirena's Sexy Party" or something like that. Interesting....... Kind of goes with the time I saw a dildo laying in the canal out back of our house in Okeechobee.

I am still waiting for my cards. Last time I checked, it said they were in production. I am salivating for them like a fat kid for cake! I know this isn't part of my cleaning anecdotes, but I just had to mention it. I am excited! Can't be helped.



3 comments:

Russ said...

So? Did you pocket the DVD or what? Inquiring minds want to know!

Blondefabulous said...

RUSS: Um....no. I did not pick it up.

phinz said...

That DVD sounds like something the sex lube guy would have liked . . .