Monday, March 9, 2009

Why Do You Need....

-FIVE bathrooms????? Who needs five different places to crap in?

-Floor to ceiling mirrors? In the bathroom? Where you can see multi-dimensional views of you fat ass in harsh bathroom fluorescence?? Oh hell no! They are a bitch to clean, a bitch to wipe down, and I just don't see the practical use of it.

-A whole floor of a condo building all to yourself? If you have that much money, there are charitable organizations that could use the help right now. This was an older couple with a 4 bedroom residence with a private elevator in the front and the rear. We had to drive past 3 guard shacks, and go through 3 more security check points, AND get escorted to the elevator and in the elevator to the residence.

-A 54 inch TV? Oh please...... must you ask that question? Of course you need a 54" TV. We got one through Freecycle today and it is awesome. I am going through all our crap on Friday night and seeing what we have to offer up. It may not be a TV or a stereo or something cool like that, but I know we have stuff to put out there.

-A Toaster? And by Toaster, I mean one of those little Scion's that look like tiny toasters on wheels. Well, you need one so I can zip around in it looking cute! I got to drive the toaster to and from Siesta Key today. It was a touchy little thing, but it got great gas mileage. I must say, it's nice being trusted with one of the company cars on what was only my third day working for the company! I must be doing something right!!!


9 comments:

Avitable said...

I have a 55" TV - what's wrong with that? :D

Christina LMT said...

Damn. My TV still has a tube...:P
And of course they trust you...you're blonde and FABULOUS!

Blondefabulous said...

AVITABLE: Oh... there's nothing wrong with it. I am loving the 54" we got yesterday!

CHRISTINA LMT: I am loving the freecycle!

Ms. Florida Transplant said...

What a find on the tv! Nice job!

phinz said...

I love that you call them toasters! That's too cute! We call them milk cartons and believe they should come with pictures of missing kids on the side . . .

phinz said...

One more thing: this is a green company, right? Don't they let you use vinegar & a squeegee on these shower doors and mirrors? Or is that just not doing the trick? Just curious . . .

Blondefabulous said...

MS FLORIDA TRANSPLANT: Yeah it was! Now to do my part and go through our stuff and freecycle too!

PHINZ: Yep.... we got the saying from a bumper sticker we saw on one. It said "I Love My Toaster!" and we have been calling them that ever since! The hard water on the barrier islands just doesn't come off! It didn't work using the vinegar.

Putz said...

congrats on your job blonde that ought to keep your obnoxis commentators at bay who have no sympathy in what you have been through, you rememember i have been following you forever and i know your heart, and it is in the right plac and you have always had the interest of your family at the top and keep having those wonderful birthday parties case it is something you can never make up again and when you get rich ppoo poo those people and all their judgements love you the putz

Blondefabulous said...

PUTZ: Thanks for the congrats Putz. I appreciate it. I don't worry about the judgers... I just keep moving right along and rolling with the punches.