Sunday, December 7, 2008

Brazilians? Bikinis? I'm Bushed!




After seeing a fellow blogger write about the irritations of going commando, http://tinyurl.com/6fybz4, and then seeing this, http://tinyurl.com/5jxcul, I had to write about something HHH has been asking me to do for a while now. I'll explain....




Ever since it has turned cold, I have been a little lax in... um..... some personal hair removal chores. What can I say, I haven't been wearing a bathing suit, or even shorts lately, so the need to do away with any stray curly cues hasn't been a top priority. Unfortunately, HHH hasn't been amused with this. He has actually been hinting, not so subtly, that he would like a summer hair cut to happen sooner rather than later. Now, that is all well and good, but I am not quite sure he realizes what it takes for me to clean off the old fun muffin. Since I had let it go for a while... it would take trimming then shaving, and with shaving comes the inevitable bumps and in growns unless I also exfoliate and moisturize. Now, don't even try to explain this to HHH, because he mentions waxing. Oh yeah...... I'm gonna RIP the hair off my fun muffin! Uh huh.... don't see that happening any time soon. I say, when a man lays down and has all the hair ripped off of his ball sack and taint, I'll go get a wax! As it is..... it's chilly outside right now, and I do quite a bit of walking...... Fun Muffin is gonna be cold. Not because I wanted to, but because I love HHH.
So what do you think about the whole bald vs. natural thing? TMI?

8 comments:

Bluepaintred said...

I like a clean shaven "Fun Muffin" Just because it makes that time of the month cleaner. At least for me.

not to be intrusive, but does HHH also keep his garden weed free? Cus its mean of him to expect you to shave if he is unwilling...

Blondefabulous said...

BLUEPAINTRED: Yes, HHH "manscapes". I love him for it too.

Bluepaintred said...

please email me, I cant find your email address anywhere! bluepaintred@gmail.com

Russ said...

Well, from the male perspective, less is more (except for those where more is more).

As to the shaving, I've been there. Had to shave the old sack for the snip snip. All I can say is, at least your skin smooth and taught (I would assume), just try and shave a flappy piece of skin!

Finn said...

I prefer a little landing strip and that's it.

Waxing ain't so bad, darlin'. The first time's a bitch but after that it doesn't hurt as much. And it is much, much faster -- assuming you have someone else do it. Don't do it yourself. Please. :D

Trukindog said...

I say be natural if thats what suits ya be it seasonal or not and tell HHH to quit snivelin and be glad he's gettin some.;)

Christina LMT said...

I'd love to have a Brazilian, but can't deal with the razor bumps and in-grown hairs, ugly and painful!

I plan on having laser hair removal eventually (when I have oodles of money, natch), then I'll dye what's left funky colors, like pink or purple, just for fun!

GingerSnaps said...

hehehe...if I could afford it, I'd be as bald as a porn star... I like it nice and smooth. I like my guy hairy and manly all over, except around his ball sack. I'm just a fount of information, aren't I? (no pun intended) bwahahaha! ;)

I should really stop now.